retirement

Hello the Internet,

I am officially retiring for a while; actually, I retired a few weeks back, I just didn't tell anyone. I will come back if:

(a) the Internet stops being boring and geeky all the time;

(b) the word "blog" ceases to exist, or they stop giving awards to blogs and calling them "the bloggies";

or (c) everyone stops using the word "zen" to refer to something other than zen buddhism.

These are my demands. If they are not met, be prepared to face the consequences: me not writing on this website anymore. You've been warned.

With a love that will echo through the ages,
Chris